Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Brotherly Love

I have a half brother. He's fourteen years older than me, has a wonderful wife, an adopted son, and a few pets. He also attended the university I currently inhabit. He used to work as a bouncer at a bar right off campus and pretty much had the ideal college experience. So, he has some wisdom to hand off to me whether I ask for it or not.

Part of his advice? Don't date until you're married.

Hmm...interesting theory...

He added if I found a nice guy during my senior year that I could date him maybe-kinda too.

My brother's slightly scared. As well as very suspicious of every guy in the world that's ever approached me. Bruce Lee once said "I want sons. Not daughters. With sons, you have to worry about one penis. With daughters...you have to worry about every penis out there in the world."

Truer words were probably never spoken.

Sad, really.

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